Episode 8: Row Row Row Your Boat
Overall: C+
Acting: C+
Writing: C
Story: C
Technical aspects: C+
Effects: B
Directed by:
Gary Fleder
Starring:
Joe Anderson
Leslie Hope
Eloise Mumford
Paul
Blackthorne
Daniel Zacapa
Pauline Gaitan
Thomas
Kretschmann
Shaun Parkes
Bruce
Greenwood
Scott Michael
Foster
So. Yeah.
Having
found Emmet Cole (Bruce Greenwood), the crew of the Magus is finally heading
for home, intending to leave the Boíuna (the bizarre portion of the river
they’ve been on) far behind them. Clark (Paul Blackthorne) gets involved with
doing some final interviews for the crew, and speaks about how he’ll edit the
video together for his TV show once they get home. Emmet, while surprised that
the Boíuna and the related supernatural entities saved his life, seems to
feel his quest was a mistake. He believes that the paranormal events that
occurred really were warnings that he should have heeded. Lena (Eloise Mumford)
desperately wants to know how she’s connected to everything, with her
suspicious birthmark, but Emmet tells her to forget it, that he was wrong in
thinking that the two of them had some special destiny related to the place.
While
Lincoln (Joe Anderson) and Emmet converse on deck, someone fires a shot at
Emmet, but misses and fatally wounds Lincoln. The crew is unsuccessful at
finding out the culprit since many have motives; Clark is in love with Tess,
Jonas (Scott Michael Foster) was abandoned by Emmet, Kurt (Thomas Kretschmann)
was overheard planning to kill Emmet (though he insists he’d never have missed
the shot), Lena’s father died because of Emmet’s quest…
[Spoilers
ahead!]
Against
Emmet’s wishes and the wishes of her own father, Jahel (Pauline Gaitan)
involves Tess in a ritual to call Lincoln’s spirit back to his body. The ritual
involves calling on the Boíuna, which is not only the stretch of river, but is
also an entity that is “God of Demons,” to return Lincoln’s spirit. Initially
it seems to work, and Lincoln awakes, and says it was Kurt who shot him. Kurt
is locked away by the crew. But then when alone in the kitchen with Jonas,
Lincoln reveals that he actually saw Jonas
shoot him. Then Lincoln kills him with seemingly supernatural strength. An
obviously not-himself Lincoln also confronts Kurt, speaking German, telling him
that Kurt isn’t needed to protect The Source; Lincoln (or the thing in his
body) is enough.
Meanwhile,
Emmet realizes that this can’t really be Lincoln; he’s too affectionate towards
Emmet, when they haven’t been on good terms since Lincoln’s childhood. Emmet
gets Lena to make Lincoln drink something, which sickens him and proves demonic
possession.
It
turns out the Boíuna is also possessing his body, though Lincoln’s spirit is
there as well. The demon taunts them, especially Emmet and his lack of
knowledge about Lincoln, and assaults Lena, thwarting their attempts at an
exorcism. Eventually they speak to Kurt, as he had his own reasons for being in
the region. He tells them he won’t attack Emmet, and then explains that a
demonic possession can only be fought from within; Lincoln has to will the Boíuna out of his body. Speaking to Lincoln, they give him enough strength to
take his body back.
Afterwards,
Emilio (Daniel Zacapa) speaks to Jahel, telling her why he’s tried to keep her
from using her gifts. Her mother, who she believed to be dead, was driven mad
by the voices of spirits demanding her help. He hasn’t wanted the same fate for
Jahel.
Soon
they approach the end of the Boíuna, intending to rejoin the main Amazon, and a
small village. But things aren’t where they’re supposed to be! And they lose
the link to the satellite map! Sending up a sky camera, it’s revealed that the
forest and river are literally changing in front of them, and it will not allow
them to leave.
[End
of serious plot spoilers. But spoilers will continue in my reaction below.]
So.
This is how this season ends. The episode isn’t really all that bad. The
demonic possession thing is at least fitting with the rest of the series. And quite
honestly, the effects of Lincoln twisting around while possessed have been some
of the better ones in my opinion. Characterizing the Boíuna as both an entity
and a location simultaneously is cool; it strikes me as at least feeling rather
authentic to the region, even if the specific entity in question isn’t a real
figure. (And I do not know if it is or not.)
However,
for a show that has a questionable future, this was an immensely unsatisfying
ending. Literally just about nothing has been wrapped up or given explanation.
Leaving some things to interpretation or as mysteries is one thing, especially
if there’s a definite future for the series to continue with, or if something
being unexplained has some sort of point. But this is pretty much NOTHING, verging
into the territory Lost infamously fell
into with “we just didn’t plan this shit out!” Other than some random things
like Clark doing final interviews, this didn’t in any way feel like a season
finale. Not that I was expecting (or wanting!) it to end with them all
surviving and making it home, but that this feels just like an episode from the
middle of a story somewhere, with no real sense of closure whatsoever.
A
few of the things we’re left wondering about:
What is with Lena’s birthmark, and the prophecy tied to it that Emmet believed
in? What exactly is The Source? Why was Emmet’s life spared if the Boiuna won’t
allow them to leave? Is there more explanation about the “angel-like” Zulo
tribe? Why is Kurt there, and what is his connection to the area from before
the series? What was with the research facility Mina had infiltrated, and
how/why did they turn into zombies? Who locked the demon in the Magus, the one
they found in the very first episode? If they never make it off the river,
how are we viewing “found footage” from their tapes? And this is not an exhaustive list.
In
having none of these things explained, it feels like many of them had no
purpose whatsoever. “The Source” was kind of downplayed here, with the Boíuna
itself being the entity responsible for at least some of the paranormal things,
contrasted to episode 6 when it was played up as what Emmet had devoted his
life to finding. The symbol on the necklace Emmet gave to Lincoln, which is
also Lena’s birthmark, which was also seen on the body of Zulo tribesman in the
research facility… that and the supposed prophecy have never been relevant to
the plot! So why were they in there at all? Why have a forced camera footage
feel, which was often a detriment, feeling contrived and awkward, without having
any plausible way for the “found footage” to actually be found?
Now,
the series isn’t officially cancelled. But it isn’t renewed officially yet,
either. Viewership has been pretty low and declining, which I can’t really
fault audiences for considering how disappointing most of the episodes have
been. Apparently there are talks to move the show to Netflix’s streaming
service for future episodes/seasons. And there’s no guarantee that even if
someone makes more of the series that it’ll follow the same characters.
If
this episode came in the middle somewhere, this
would probably be one of my favorites. The demonic possession was fitting for
the series, and was well handled. I liked Joe Anderson’s acting between Lincoln
as normal and in his possessed state – it was subtle enough until the attempted
exorcisms that it didn’t seem ridiculous, but the difference was obvious. The
rest of the acting was competent, though not perfect. Like I said, the effects
were pretty good this time, and the story was engaging. If this had been “just
another episode” it’d be a solid B. But as it is, it’s such an unsatisfying
ending to the season (and maybe the series) that I have to knock it down just a
bit. C+ still seems generous for how unfulfilling it was as a finale, but I did
enjoy the episode, and don’t want to let feelings on the series as a whole
color that too much.
Because
as a whole, the series disappointed me. The quality was very all over the
place, straying from subtlety to over the top ridiculousness in almost every
aspect, from acting to writing to effects to story. Some of the characters are
intriguing; I’ve grown to like Kurt quite a bit, and Jahel is great when she
gets to do something besides provide plot-relevant exposition. The understated
drama and implication that Emmet focused too much on Lena because of her
birthmark, and that being the cause for the emotional distance between him and
Lincoln had potential, especially if Lena was going to have some type of
special “destiny” that Lincoln didn’t. But the lack of consistency, not to
mention dangling plot threads, is a huge problem for the series. While my
individual episode grades have ranged from average (C), to slightly above
average (B-), the series as a whole would probably wind up more with a C-. Not
quite bad enough for a D, but still below average, because of all that
inconsistency and wasted potential.
Additionally,
this feels like exactly the wrong length for this story to be. It could have
been a decent movie, and could have lost a lot of the irrelevant filler that so
many earlier episodes contained. Or it could have been a better long-form
series, where episodes focusing on single legends, areas, or creatures would be
more appropriate, and episodes could be devoted to character development without
sacrificing so much of a limited amount of time. Of course, there’s the
possibility that the series will continue and will wrap up all the loose ends
I’m complaining about. But there’s also a possibility that it will do no such
thing. And even if it does come back to wrap things up and maybe even gain some
consistency… will enough people still care?
