Acting: B
Writing: C
Story: C
Technical
aspects: B
Effects: B-
Directed by:
Jon Harris
Starring:
Shauna Macdonald
Gavan O’Herlihy
Natalie Jackson
Mendoza
Krysten Cummings
Particular
trigger warnings: none I recall
Passes the
Bechdel test? Yes.
This movie felt
pretty “meh” to me. In all honesty, I was pretty bored through most of it.
The
Descent Part 2 is a
sequel to the 2005 film The Descent.
HEAVY SPOILERS FOR THE DESCENT
FOLLOW: The basic plot of the first film is that six friends (all female) go on
a caving trip together in the Appalachian mountains. There’s a cave-in,
trapping them in the unexplored cave system where there’s no hope of rescue.
Turns out that the cave system is occupied by a humanoid species referred to as
“crawlers” who violently kill the girls one by one. Finally, two girls remain,
Juno and Sarah. Some drama has happened, with Juno being responsible for one of
the other girls’ deaths, plus being the one at fault for tricking them into
going to an unexplored cave system, and it’s also been revealed that Juno had an affair with
Sarah’s late husband, so Sarah attacks and wounds her and leaves. It’s implied
that Juno dies off-camera, with an abruptly silenced scream, and we see Sarah
escape. But then her escape is revealed to have been a hallucination, and the
movie ends with her sitting oblivious below ground and the crawlers getting
closer. I actually liked the first movie pretty well, and it's been on my re-watch list for some time.
The
sequel picks up with it being revealed that actually Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) has somehow made it out, and she stumbles into the road and is picked up by a
motorist who takes her to a hospital. Sheriff Vaines (Gavan O’Herlihy) has the
blood on her clothing tested. Upon finding that some of it belonged to Juno
(Natalie Jackson Mendoza) he insists that Sarah take them back through the
caves to find the other girls.
The
sheriff puts together a team consisting of himself, his deputy Elen Rios
(Krysten Cummings), and three (pretty non-descript) “specialists” – Dan
(Douglas Hodge), Greg (Joshua Dallas), and Cath (Anna Skellern). They go
through a newly discovered entrance to the cave system through a mineshaft
operated by a man named Ed Oswald (Michael J. Reynolds).
Once
down in the caves, Sarah has a flashback and strikes out at the others before
fleeing. Sheriff Vaines chases after her, but encounters a crawler, which he
fires at, and he causes a cave-in. Cath is separated from the rest. The three
still together – Elen, Dan, and Greg – find a video camera from one of the
girls in the first movie, and they see that the girls really were attacked by
the crawler creatures. Then they themselves are attacked by crawlers, and are
separated.
Sarah
and Elen meet up, and witness a crawler killing Dan. Cath and Greg reunite
elsewhere and keep going, but are both eventually offed. Vaines is still going
deeper into the caves, and he is almost killed before he is rescued by Juno,
who somehow has survived, and in the few days since the previous movie has
become particularly skilled in killing the crawlers. The four survivors meet
up, and while Juno and Sarah start fighting, then they decide that maybe they
should save it for later and just try to escape now. Juno says she can lead
them to the exit, and Vaines handcuffs himself to Sarah so she can’t abandon
them like he claims she did Juno. On their journey, he falls over a cliff, and
Elen cuts off his hand letting him fall and die in order to save Sarah.
Finally,
the three remaining women are within reach of the exit, but as they try to
sneak past a group of crawlers, Greg is revealed to be barely alive and he
grabs Juno. She screams, he dies, the crawlers attack. Juno ends up wounded,
and dies in Sarah’s arms. Elen and Sarah are horribly outnumbered, but Sarah
sacrifices herself so Elen can escape.
Elen
gets out, but then Ed, the man who was operating the mineshaft elevator,
attacks her and drags her back to be food for the crawlers. The movie ends with
a crawler leaping at her.
It’s
hard to really pick out what exactly was BAD about this movie, except that I
found it boring and it didn’t really hold my interest at all. I had to keep
forcing myself to stay awake. The acting is all right, but the story was just
dull. The three “specialist” characters felt unnecessary, and like they were
only there for padding the length of the movie with their respective death
scenes. I don’t have any lasting impression of their characters or any
development they got, and can’t really think of anything that made them
necessary to the story. I guess it’s better that this is called “part 2” rather
than being billed as a real sequel. It seems to be trying to repeat the success of the first film by
doing the same things, but that really is just more repetitive than anything
else; predictable death scenes spaced out by boring stretches of travel devoid
of tension because we’ve already been here and done this.
I
also had a hard time getting past how clumsily it fits with the original. Both
Juno and Sarah die in the end of the first movie, and it’s never explained how
either of them actually escaped and survived. Despite the fact that Sarah was
shown to be hallucinating images of her dead daughter, too far into the cave to
possibly get out, while she was being surrounded by crawlers, she still managed
to escape? Somehow, despite being horribly wounded and constantly hunted by
creatures that hunt partially by scenting blood, Juno has survived for days and
in that short time has become an expert at hunting and killing the crawlers?
And she knows where the exit is, but hasn’t tried to get out herself? This
didn’t feel well explained at all. (I realize that there were apparently
alternate endings to the first film, and my review is based on the ending that
I saw, which was the standard version on the DVD I watched.)
The
cinematography is good, and it feels dark and closed in like being in the
caves. The effects weren’t bad, but the creature design of the crawlers was
changed from the first movie. The change wasn’t good, in my opinion. The first
movie had them looking like creepy, pale, slimy, eyeless things that had
evolved underground… exactly what they were supposed to be. For the sequel,
according to the designer, “Jon [the director] wanted them more viciously
feral, inbred, scarred and deformed, with rows of sharklike teeth for ripping
flesh.” The result to me looks… gargoyle-like. Less like a real species that
could exist (and is therefore creepy or scary,) and more like a Halloween monster mask (which is not so creepy.) Their faces are wrinkled
with broad noses and pointed ears. They have eyes and can clearly see. The
wikipedia article on the first movie has a good comparison of the two designs,
which I’ll copy-paste here:
I
would definitely recommend the first film (which wasn’t perfect, but probably
would get a B+ from me) more than the second. If you really like the first one,
and find yourself desperately wanting more, the second may provide that. But in
my opinion it does so clumsily, and doesn’t add anything new to an interesting
scenario.
This doesn't look like a movie I'd watch anyway, but your review of it has saved me the pain of ever watching it. If I ever feel the need to watch it, I'll come back and read your review instead, which is far more entertaining than it sounds like the movie would be.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I understand why you're adding "Pass the Bechdel test," but I have to say that that's never an important thing for me. Then again, I'm not a screaming "feminist" (read fem-nazi) who might get hysterical if a movie didn't. :D
The first one was pretty good, but this one was just boring. I'm not sure you'd care much for the first one either, but I don't really know what types of horror you prefer. Glad the review was at least somewhat entertaining, though.
ReplyDeleteIt matters to me, and I'm not a feminazi. :P I actually LIKE having female characters that aren't man-obsessed and aren't "token chicks." But I'm certainly not "hysterical" when a movie doesn't pass it. Many of my favorite movies don't.